Sister Red


ABOUT ME: I am the youngest child of eleven. I am married with two boys and one step son who lives with us full time. I am the minority in my home and it drives me nuts on a daily basis. I am Vegan, my two children are Vegetarian while my husband and step son are not. I care about where my food comes from, how it is grown, whether it's genetically engineered etc. I have hippie tendencies and have come to welcome and accept them. I currently have three dogs, all of whom were rescued in one way or another. I am trying to reduce my carbon footprint and reducing my families as well. I sometimes wish I lived in Canada. Visit the Liz Logelin Foundation

In the office

  • L: I have to tell you what I bought this weekend!
  • Me: Okay, what did you buy?
  • L: I got a belt buckle that is a knife!
  • Me: A what? Why?
  • L: It's so cool. It's this belt buckle and it's all magnetic and it folds under itself and is a knife. So when you need a knife, you just whip it out and there you have it. Everyone needs a knife, and it will come in handy.
  • Me: Yeah, if you are fighting crime!
  • L: You just wait, you are going to miss out on the bandwagon and this is going to be huge! They guy who sold it to me told me...
  • Me: Man, he must have seen you coming a MILE away!
  • L: I am going to get me another one and my husband one too.
  • Me: Yes, and you can put yours on your utility belt and your husband can wear his as he rides in the side car.
  • L: Oh! And did I tell you, it sharpens itself in the belt buckle too!
  • Me: I hope all men who wear one are very careful. We wouldn't want a accidental castration.
  • L: It will really come in handy; walking in the parking lot at night I could defend myself.
  • Me: But what if the magnet sticks and the assailant grabs it before you and says "AH HA!!!"
  • L: You are no fun!
  • Me: Yes, I know.
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